2007-01-07 16:23:46 · 13 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The last time that happened to me, this is what I did:
So this is what happened, Coppicer. I was walking my zebra down the street when I noticed a penguin in the corner of my eye. I tried to turn the zebra around so he wouldn't see but it was too late. He starts muttering about how the penguins have no respect for his 'territory' and how they walk all high and mighty with their tuxedo-like suits. And I tried to calm him down by saying the penguin was just out for a nice Sunday stroll. He wouldn't have any of it. He kept going on and on about how pengins are threatening the world and if they continue to be let loose, global warming will just intensify until there's nothing left but the fur of zebras. At that time, I was getting kind of fed up so i decided to get a coffee. I tie my zebra to the streetlight and sternly warn him to keep his mouth shut or he wouldn't get a penguin's feet treat. Well, I'm in there for two minutes and I hear all this hee-haw and trampling like a stampede. So I run out just in time to catch the penguin in my arms. He's bleeding from the place where his bow tie should be. I look around for my zebra and he's humping a beaver.
Yeah... that was pretty much it.
2007-01-07 16:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i have stigmata
i sweat blood
i sneezed and blew a blood vessel
i lactate blood
i opened soda and the bottle was filled with blood and it spewed
it's not my shirt
it's a new trend
my son/daughter made it for me
it's a family heirloom
2007-01-08 00:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by squatch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you are driving home from a blood drive that went horribly wrong.
2007-01-08 12:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him Dr House did it; he's always getting into trouble so that makes him a good scapegoat ;)
2007-01-08 07:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well sir I just got done playing with my neighbors OJ Simpson style
2007-01-08 00:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by fnygrl74 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um, that time of the month got a little messy?
2007-01-08 00:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by shortcake 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oops!
2007-01-08 00:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You robbed a blood bank...
2007-01-08 00:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol............ It's tomato ketchup. Can't u tell the difference between blood and ketchup!
2007-01-08 00:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by they're savages 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my nips froze off
2007-01-08 00:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by big96lick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋