2007-01-07 15:48:16 · 19 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd buy you a handsome bull and let you raise me some calves.
2007-01-07 15:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends: Are you a pig or a cow?
Cow: I would like a good poterhouse cut, pease.
Pig: May I borrow your shin/knee (ham shank) for a nice split-pea soup?
Thank you.
2007-01-07 23:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by toolate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I am not a vegetarian, I am a coward so I could never slaughter a cow. As such...I'd keep you as a pet and care for you and love you as if you were my child.
2007-01-07 23:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gain fame coz nobody's seen/know any talking, typing cow. have ya?
2007-01-08 00:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by Cerra Azizi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, a typing, talking cow?
receptionist at my cheese factory?
can you answer phones?
2007-01-07 23:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To make me billions of dollars!@~
2007-01-07 23:51:54 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use you to buy me a pizza
2007-01-07 23:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by dk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use you to lick my a**. I'm broke and out of toilet paper.
2007-01-07 23:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by taker_of_souls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really love to eat u... beef burger is the perfect
2007-01-07 23:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by Rosia R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To clean my house.
Dwight
2007-01-07 23:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by revmccormick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋