what is the funniest think you have ever done when u were drunk?

Question

Me and my mate r drunk rite now and we have just been throwing darts at pictures of celebraties and getting points for hitiing certain points the highest is the groin for 20 points

Answer 1

Very funny, I bet you are having a right laugh! I have done many funny things when I have been drunk. There are a few common things that we seem to do whilst drunk, have a look at the following and see if you can recognise yourself in some of them:
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom
while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe
that you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the
goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m.chips on the floor then fart whilst trying to pick them up.
6. You start crying and telling everyone that you love them sooooo much
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance
becomes strangely overwhelming
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down
the street in a shopping trolley.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just
lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like kitchen floor.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the wrong way but….”
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when you sit on it.
17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing)
and take a quick nap.
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time
you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you’re
having problems walking straight.
21. You play darts on pictures of celebrities, with the groin area being the high score.

Sorry, couldnt resist adding the last one hahahaha lol. Hope you dont have a hangover tomorrow. Have a good day :o) x

Answer 2

My Friend and I took a bunch of nail polish bottles and I was the look out while she painted the toe nails of a guy who had passed out in the hallway. Each toe a different color The Guy had given her a hard time once. I was so drunk that I actually warned my friend to be careful because he was breathing. She told me that is ok he was suppose to be breathing. What I meant was he was starting to change his breathing like he was waking up. We got hysterical but she kept painting.

Later we heard him go into the shower and begin to laugh out loud the shower amped the sound of his laugh. Ah good times!!!

Answer 3

Spinning round to get a full pint of Guiness on my 21'st, only to hit it with my elbow and send it all over some poor girl who was sitting behind me.

I sincerely do apologise if she ever reads this, but hey, it was a little funny at the time.

Answer 4

i was f*cked up! i was 18 and my aunt took me to a bar and on our way there i drank a 6 pack and then some friend of hers was like "you want to try some sisqo" and i was like sure so i had 1 bottle... and then i had 3 mojitos and 4 martinis and by the time i was done with that i had to go pee and when i got to the b_room it really hit me and i couldnt get up off the toilet seat and i couldnt pull my pants up so i felt drunk like im goin to die and i started crying and a minute later i passed out and my auts friend she worked at the bar & club pulled my pants up and a security guard carried me to the car

Answer 5

Upset my ex partner....got so drunk went out with partner at the time and my friend insisted tell my partner he wasnt with me and that i was waiting on my boyfriend....he wasnt impressed...even more so when people thought he was troubling me outside the taxi rank as i insisted he werent with me like that....later started having sex....feel asleep and started dreaming about someone else and calling their name out.....woke up by myself in the morning and didnt hear anything from him again....well not for about a month but by then i was back with my fantasy guy....

Answer 6

Ending up 600 miles way from my home ...with no cloths on..!..my mates stuck me in a lorry and payed the driver to drop me of in Scotland..!!... Funny now but at the time it was Hell..!!

Life as a 16y/o.... Great days missed every day...nuff said

Oh ... last week ... i woke up in a Black leather Mini skirt /stockings ..etc... dont ask... cos i have no idea where they came from.... ( felt nice though )... Nuff said ..Again... :)

Answer 7

Kept insisting there was something wrong with my
bike.It kept throwing me off.No kidding my brother took short cut through cemetary and fell into freshly dug grave.His mate coudnt do anything for laughing.

Answer 8

i got dared to wear a cowboy hat and a tube top, and run arund outside in below-freezing temperatures. i drank so much that night i stayed drunk for about 12 hours.

Answer 9

I don't think there's one particular funny moment but I've been told I spell my sentences out when I'm drunk. I've also been told that I recite maths stuff. I worry about myself sometimes.

Answer 10

convinced a mate to ride down the stairs on his bmx bike , he was drunk to and decide to where a friends crash helmet...
he only did it and when i say did it he actually made it....amazing!

yeah we have grown up since lol