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"Hi, I'm _________. Remember that name, because you're going to be screaming it later."

2007-01-07 15:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All pick up lines r cheesey wont u jus go up to a gyrl n being urself start by hi my name is n what is ur name i mean y try to use pick up lines there usually lies anyway n remember what they say the way u start a relationship is how its gonna end

2007-01-07 22:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by powderjusblazin 3 · 0 1

The best one yet, was from a professor, I'll give you some extra help, if you give me some of your time! I honestly thought time meant he was going to help me with my lab, but time came with alot more, of which he did not get!

2007-01-07 22:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by Aces 3 · 0 0

i had a crush on this bloke since i was a teenager and we ran into each other at a club we got talking and we went outside to talk and he said to me "do you like chocolate?" i was a bit puzzled then he wispered in my ear "cause i have a bar for you"
i wasn't impressed and the crush i had for years was crushed...lol

2007-01-07 22:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by sway137 2 · 0 0

You must use windex to wash your pants, because I can see myself in them...... (Desperate)

If you were a booger I'd pick you first. (Cheesiest.)

2007-01-07 22:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How was heaven when you left it?
If I was the burger king would you be my dairy queen?

or my favorite: If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning

2007-01-07 22:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by fancy unicorn 4 · 0 0

Are you wearing mirrored pants cause I can see myself in them. Or I lost my number can I have yours or I only have 3 days to live can we have sex?

2007-01-07 22:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by Rocky 6 · 0 0

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

2007-01-07 22:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by fslcaptain737 4 · 0 0

Are you good at math. Well subtract your boyfriend, add me, divide your legs and lets multiply.

2007-01-07 22:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0 0

You look like a math major. How about we add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

2007-01-07 22:40:44 · answer #10 · answered by Blah 6 · 1 0

If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

2007-01-07 22:44:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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