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2007-01-07 14:20:43 · 12 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Entertainment & Music Movies

12 answers

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
What do we get for ten dollars?
Bulsh*t! I bet you can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose?
How do u shoot women & children? you just dont lead 'em as much!
If i'm gonna die for a word, my word is... poontang.
So does this mean Ann-Margaret is NOT coming?

2007-01-07 14:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by stardogchampion2002 3 · 0 0

is there a line something like this(and I am not doing this to offend any Texans)
'only steers and queers come from Texas,boy'

2007-01-07 22:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you suck ***** you a peter puffer i bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the matress

2007-01-08 03:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by jeremy b 1 · 0 0

And you don't have the common courtesy to give me a reach around

2007-01-07 22:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by fnygrl74 4 · 0 0

i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

only steers and queers come from texas

this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for war, this is for fun

2007-01-07 22:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by tony c 2 · 0 0

What is your major malfunction numbnuts?
Me so horny, me love you long time
Are you quitting on me?
The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

2007-01-07 22:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by squirttle_bunny 4 · 0 0

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

2007-01-07 22:31:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jay M 4 · 1 0

Is that a jelly donut?

2007-01-07 22:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by justmedrt 6 · 0 0

Me so horny. Me love you long time.

2007-01-07 22:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wanna stick my tubesteak in your sister...........what do you got for trade?

2007-01-07 22:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by Joe C 1 · 0 0

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