I need to laugh, kids in the neighbor hood, doing what they shouldnt and parents DONT care. and god help me i need to laugh. Got anything funny to tell me?
2007-01-07 11:59:47 · 15 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Try this place.
http://videos.streetfire.net/hottestvideos/2/16bebab4-7571-44f4-be1b-98540141fd37.htm
Got more if you want.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8
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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8
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"My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6
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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5
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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt."
Chris - age 7
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"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7
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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
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And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
Sweet kid. (((BIGHUG))) Hope you feel better.
2007-01-07 13:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was in my mail the other day...
Hello Angel, .......
I am Damien from france amd i am 46 years old and i am divorced .......i am looking for a very nice woman to be with and that will be caring honest and nice to me and i will get to know are family well ....... since i was hurt by the woman of my life i decided to move to you in Ohio Lima and settle down and find a new love .....and.....I was just going through your profile and your picture got blood jumping around in my veins like a ball on a roller coaster...Complimented with a beautiful profile...I momentarily knew i had to meet you... I'm Damien and i do a lot of things and most especially among them is this( I have fun all the time) Lets get talking, you may just earn yourself a friend who'll treat you like a goddamn precious piece from China.... I'm waiting.. lets go angel......i will be looking fort to hear from you beautiful angel ok ..........lots of kisses and hugs to you
Damien Pires
Hysterical!!!!
2007-01-07 12:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know lots of funny things, but ima keep 'em to myself until i start getting some goddamned respect around here
huh?
ok. here's something that ain't funny, but few people know. the sun used to rise in the west and set in the east, before the world flipped over on its axis.
its a fact
2007-01-07 12:03:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm potty training both my kids right now, so in my bathroom, there's my toilet and then on each side of my toilet is a little trianing potty toilet. It looks like the 3 bears' bathroom.
2007-01-07 12:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like what Dorkboy had to say. That was pretty cool.
Monkey was pretty good to! I think he likes you. But then again his only qualification is that you be a woman!
Go slap them silly, Hon!
2007-01-07 15:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
♥ no srry i guess heres something funny well its funny to me me mom her friend and some other ppl were coming back from michigan to ohio my mom decides to undo her pants she says dont let me forget no one rembers so they go to a gasstation and get out and my moms pants fall down lol♥
2007-01-07 13:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does one get a job holding boobs?
I been sending out resumes like crazy!
2007-01-07 14:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meow?
Sorry, I need something funny too.
Want some vodka?
2007-01-07 19:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do women and tornados have in common? They both moan when they are coming and take the house when they leave.
2007-01-07 12:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
watch some cartoons or listen to music.the guy next door keeps making funny noises..
2007-01-07 12:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋