I am a beautiful female tortoise shell feline. I am the hottest babe-alicious cat in the whole of Texas. All the Tom cats are always howling outside my window wanting to take my on dates to the dumpster behind Red Lobster. I try so hard to hide my eight tantalizing teats, but my kitty pheromones just keep those pesky Tom cats coming back for more. I am even spayed and that doesn't keep 'em away. Please help me by offering some advice.
2007-01-07 11:48:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am not a Meaow - ho but they keep bringing me presents like really expensive dead field mice (we live in the City, no fields here) and even a dead possum once! My Sister, Leona the Tabby, doesn't believe me that I am not putting out.
2007-01-07 11:57:54 · update #1
haha I'm in love with you already!! you're my hero!!!!
2007-01-07 11:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your a cat? maybe the tom cats are coming back for more because you are a really talented cat and can type on the computer.
2007-01-07 19:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Purrrrrrrr, every dog has it's day, but the night belongs to us pussycats!! Enjoy it.
2007-01-07 19:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by Redda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe cuz your the only one judging yourself. im sure everyone else thinks different. :]
2007-01-07 19:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you're a freakin' beast!
2007-01-07 19:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by Tyese 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! your kidding right?!
2007-01-07 19:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by cute as a button!.♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋