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Self-inflicted, or non.
Tonight, whilst making a nice cuppa tea (PG Tips) I leant over to retrieve the sugar and my boob ended up on the side of my hot mug. It took me about 4 seconds to realise it was excruciating, and I now have a burnt boob. Nice!

(No, I did not poke it under cold water - pervs!)

2007-01-07 11:48:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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electric fire bar burns on my bum when i was seven...my sister pushed me on to it.

2007-01-07 11:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Mine involves boobs too. A few months ago I got up really early to catch a plane. I was in the shower (it's a tub shower) and I was half asleep. I reached over to get a clean towel off the rack on the door and I slipped. My boob got caught between my body and the side of the tub! It swelled to a HH cup and turned all purple (very nice).

I also had a friend at Uni who had to go to an emergency room in Coventry to get his butt stitched up after having sat on a broken pint glass (ha-ha).

2007-01-07 19:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

got out of the shower (moons ago) sat on the chair butt naked lit a cigarette with a match and the bit of sulpher flew off and landed on my exposed penis!! wowee did that hurt, my wife thought I'd just been tortured the way I leapt up. still got the scar .lol

2007-01-07 20:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Several years ago my husband was teasing me and grabbed my boob. Well he grabbed it way too hard and it honestly hurt for like a couple years.

2007-01-07 19:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by athomemom74 3 · 2 0

I fell down the stairs absolutely roaring drunk and managed to hurt my ***, needless to say I didn't get much sympathy

2007-01-07 19:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by cullen1912 2 · 1 0

its a pile cream / deep heat muscle stimulant mix up in a dark room. DONT go there

2007-01-08 04:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

that sounds painful....i would have cried..i was running through the house and slid on a piece of plastic and couldn't walk for like a week...and i felt stupid

2007-01-07 19:52:52 · answer #7 · answered by you_cantouchthis 1 · 4 0

i think its more perverted not to put it under cold water .. you would prefer to feel the burning pain? sounds like that is perv to me..

2007-01-07 19:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by confused 6 · 2 2

pulled my zip up too quick and got my penis in the zip ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2007-01-07 19:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by a m 4 · 2 1

i once tripped up while sleepwalking and my penis ended up in a sheeps butthole, this actually happened to me three times. (twice with a sheep and once with a giraffe. i even climbed a ladder while sleepwalking to mount the giraffe)

2007-01-07 19:53:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

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