I need five 4 lineded poems
1 for birthdays
1 for Its a girl
1 for Merry Christmas
1 for Happy New Year
1 for Easter
thanks...so much
2007-01-07 11:41:55 · 3 answers · asked by sleighbells 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
about the first guy who answered it..hes wrong im doing this for school
look at my other questions im 13 theres no way a card company would hire me!!
2007-01-07 11:45:35 · update #1
get the card company to pay you for other people's work?
2007-01-07 11:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to you
You smell like a zoo
Youre going to need a shower,
So I bought soap for you.
Its a girl, and she's cute,
Here's a gun I'll show you to shoot,
Because when she's older, the boys will come...
And you're gonna' be glad I bought you this gun.
Its Christmas again, I haven't bought you a thing--
I would say that I'm sorry, but I'd be lying.
And that would hurt my place on the list,
of whose naughty or nice according to Nick.
Its New Years Day and I'm hung over,
my head feels like its been run over.
I've got the beer *hits and I'm a grump,
Hope your New Years was just as rough.
And I can't think of one for Easter.
2007-01-07 19:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by Destiny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if they have one for each you need, but they might inspire you to write your own.
http://funnypoets.com/poems
If this is a homework assignment, you should really write your own.
2007-01-08 10:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋