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Tell your butler to keep his personal sexual preferences in the closet. While he's in the closet, mind you, he could also maybe fold your shirts and dust for mothballs but insist that he STAY AWAY FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR!

2007-01-07 11:36:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmmm good question. I had to go through the same thing with my Gardener when I caught him with a small kitten up his pooper.
You and Lady Wilson will have to play "good cop, Bad cop". One of you beat him with his pink fluffy truncheon while the other explains to him gently that you dont want that shirt lifting scene going on in your house while the kids are still living there.
Then sack his a*se. Good day to you sir.

2007-01-07 11:29:00 · answer #2 · answered by Monkey-Finger U.K 1 · 1 0

What DID the Butler see?

2007-01-07 11:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, unless someone else in your household is gay, he's not exactly being frivolous, is he?

2007-01-07 11:25:48 · answer #4 · answered by salstick 6 · 0 0

You just can't get the staff these days!

2007-01-07 11:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 1 0

does your wife know you describe her as the butler???

2007-01-07 12:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by catherinemeganwhite 5 · 1 0

Do nothing, carry on as normal

Do you own housework you lazy bastard

2007-01-07 17:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A pubic wig is called a "murkin". You should ask him if it is on straight.

2007-01-07 11:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

guess u could join the party then.

2007-01-07 11:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by brock 7 · 0 0

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