i've called her 52 times this week, i have sent 24 dozen roses, 18 packages...why won't she forgive me for masturbating outside her window? was it really so bad that her husband caught me? she knows that she belongs to me?
2007-01-07 11:20:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
why does this seem ubelievable? are men so bad these days that simple affection seems like a lie?
2007-01-07 11:24:22 · update #1
i also deficated on her doorstep
2007-01-07 20:16:21 · update #2
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING WHACKO(GET THE PUN)
2007-01-07 11:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by hollywood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all when a guy masturbates outside or inside a girls window the first thing they are thinking is that your a prevert. I don't mean to say it like that but if you really want her to forgive you, you need to think really long and hard about why you did such a thing in the first place. That was one big mistake that someone can never forgive you on. But most likely apologize to her and her husband if you can get to that stage of him not killing you first.
2007-01-07 19:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right like you could afford 24 dozen roses. probably more like 24 dozen cowpies huh?
2007-01-07 19:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was the roses that did it............by the way, you know your stuff is great for making plants grow. Make sure you spray it around next time to feed the plants...she'll really appreciate your thoughtfulness. LOL
2007-01-07 20:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U R CRAZY! I am surprised she hasn't put out a restraining order on you! She has a husband, let her be. She should have called the police on you.
2007-01-07 19:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This all sounds like gross exaggerations to me. I don't believe any of it. You would be afraid to do all those things to a married woman.
Why don't you quit wasting our time and get your kicks another way!!!
2007-01-07 22:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by delmaanna67 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o come on!!! if u love her then you would respect her wishes. what you did was wrong, yous houldnt have done that. if you 2 are having an affair keep it on the low, there is no need to let her husband know about. just respect her boudaries and see what happens. please dont do anything freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-07 19:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by babyblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow dude. thats insane you wacked your steak outside her window. what were you thinking. you are lucky he has not killed you already. You had better get out of dodge while you still have a hide
2007-01-07 19:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by miller4000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You haven't sent MONEY yet !?? What is wrong with you ?? Try money...and take a little for yourself and spend on Therapy.
2007-01-07 19:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry, she will fall in love with you soon. Keep it up. (excuse the pun).
2007-01-07 19:27:02 · answer #10 · answered by artist-oranit.com. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont talk about her like she is your property what you did was ooooo nvmjust groosssss i would do more than not answer your calls
2007-01-07 19:23:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋