newspaper ad on a character from The Cask of Amontillado?

Answer 1

"WANTED.
Wine taster with experience in sherry and Amontillado. Skill must be at the connoisseur level. Must make house calls. Must have own fool's outfit. Must be prepared to work on weekends and holidays including Carnival week, as necessary. Position is a permanent one."

That ad should draw in the right type.