I know I'm older now and fairly out of shape, but do you think I still have what it takes to take that punk Norris down to Chinatown? How hard can he be? The guy doesn't even have a ponytail.
2007-01-07 09:41:59 · 23 answers · asked by Azz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
You? Chuck Norris? You must know that by the time you've finished asking this question, you will be on Chuck Norris' list of people getting a roundhouse kick. Bad mistake.
2007-01-07 20:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by Shaun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 06:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck is God... The only person that can kick Chuck Norris's A** is Chuck Norris... Maybe...
2007-01-07 09:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by meh8036 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. You could not. And you know Mr. Segal, you used to make really good movies until you pissed the mafia off in the mid-90s! Then you started making movies with rappers. I'm guessing this was so you would always be surrounded by tough gangs & posse's to keep you safe from them mafia folk! lol
2007-01-07 10:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Army Of Machines (Wi-Semper-Fi)! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hardly doubt it. Chuck keeps himself in shape for that wife of his who is half his age. There's no way that you could mop the floor with him. Do you even own a total gym?
2007-01-07 09:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Bohdi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not...you got nothin on Chuck. Just ask all the people playing WoW.
2007-01-07 09:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I saw you at Panama Joe's last night pounding down the brew like it was your last day on earth.
You couldn't fight your way out of a dark corner with a flashlight.
2007-01-07 09:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know about that. chuck norris trained with bruce lee, though my dad did beat him in a sparring match a long time ago.
2007-01-07 09:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by Britt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's hard as nails made out of diamond. You've got no chance.
2007-01-07 12:06:43 · answer #9 · answered by Russell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, have at it !! but he dose have long hair so watch out all he needs is a rubber band,, wham bang !! a pong tail !!
2007-01-07 09:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lorene 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋