What is your most embarrassing moment?(must be funny)?

Answer 1

Has to be when the guys in 9th grade kept telling me they would give me $20 bucks if I could touch my elbows behind my back. Jeez, I practiced that stupid thing all year till someone finally told me.

Answer 2

My sister used to live away and came up for a visit. It was arranged that she would use my bedroom and I would crash on the sofa. However I went out on the beer that night and had rather too much. When I came home I clean forgot there was anyone in my bed, so I staggered into my room, stripped as naked as the day as I was born and jumped into bed. About half a second passed before my sister asked me 'what the f**k are you doing'? I squealed and ran from the room. Still butt naked.
Breakfast the next morning was a tad embarressing

Answer 3

2, they tie in embarrassing scales so i'll tell u them both.
ok one was yesterday, im preganat so that'll help u understand.
i was in mothercare shopping in the sales. im due in may so i thought i suld get some little sandles so the feet are protected, but not 100% covered. anyway, i found these really cute tigger ones but culdn't find them in the right size n started randomly crying. an assistant came n asked wots up n asfter abt 1/2 hr she realised y i was crying n told me 2 stay put n she'll go find 'em in the right size. while she was out back i calmed down n stopped cryn n got ready to say sorry 4 being a pain n hormonal ****. she came out n showed me the sandles in the right size n i started crying all over agn!!! i wuldn't hav felt so bad if they were more than £1.50!

my second is a McDonalds story. me my bf n his best m8 were in McD's after watchin a film. i wasn't very hungry as i always stuff myself with popcorn in d cinema. anywayz, i had the Chocolate orange McFlurry and a still orange fanta. and i then had a coughing fit. it lastest AGES! i tried drinking but it made it worse, i tried the McFlurry but in the end i'd been coughing so much i brought back up ALL the popcorn, orange juice and McFlurry all over the table in McD's right in the fiew of every1. i was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO red and still coughing my guts up! amusingly enuf i dnt go in there anymore...

Answer 4

I have alot

I was at a waterpark and my friend went on the logflume with me. This was back when I was in 8th grade. My friend hates heights and grabbed on to my halter bikini top went the ride started going down a huge hill. There was a landing place and I see my crush. All of a sudden he starts laughing hysterically. Turns out my friend tuggges my top so hard my top untied.

I was walking with my friend Garrett this school year (10th). Ouyr school is kinda on a hil and it was pouring out. I was in a hurry so I was kinda jogging. A bunch of buses were coming by when I slipped down the hill skidded into a mud patch while everyone saw.

Answer 5

I went to the doctors on day for a smear test and thought I would make my self smell a bit nicer, even though I had already bathed. So I sprayed a little deoderant in the area and off I went.

When the doctor had finished he commented that no other woman had ever made an affort before for a dmear test.

It turns out I had sprayed glitter spray instead.

Never used deoderant down there again before a test!!!!

Answer 6

Well, in school we were having physicals and I forgot to hand in my form from my real doctor so I had to take it at school. Anyways, the nurse was a female, but I have a female doctor as my regular one. I stripped off my clothes and then she made me take off my briefs. For some reason, I got an erection right in front of her. She says "Its normal. I have a teenage son and he always gets them" and holds my testicles and ask my to cough. Then, my English teacher barges in the office to ask her a question, and I was even more embarassed! I could tell he stared at my erection the entire time, and I could see he was turning a bright red. Whenever I saw him I got embarassed and he did too, but everything worked out. That was about 6 years ago, but I am still embarassed.....

Answer 7

last year at school when it was raining really hard my mom's car was acting up so i was a little late and i was running to my class and the were wet, i had to take a sharp corner, i slipped and went sliding for a few feet then fell right past my classroom, my class just went inside so everyone was still by the door and everyone was laughing so hard i was so embarrassed when my teacher laughed so hard she made a little speech on how if you were late this is how you made up lost time but try a more graceful landing.

Answer 8

Generally, my mouth is the most embarrasing thing that i possess. It's always embarassing me. I'm just one of those people. Umm.. one of my most embarassing moments was when i went to the toilets at the swimming pool. It was dark and instead of pulling the light cord, i pulled the emergency cord. This meant that the door was forced open whilst i was doing my business. I wanted the ground to open up!!!

Answer 9

It was 10th grade. I was in Spanish class and had an erection. The girl next to me exchanged glances with me, I blushed, she saw it and burst into uncontrollable giggles for a good 5-6 minutes. The teacher (a meek little old lady) finally threatened to send her to the office before she calmed down.

Answer 10

I have many but one most recently was I was trying to teach some children how to ride a horse using my own horse Moon, an Arabian gelding. He was cooperating until he decided he'd had enough, put his head down and stopped in the middle of a canter and sent me flying into the water bin. I was alright but the kids had a field day laughing.

And Moon laughed too! I have a weird horse.