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Dig up some recently buried person. have a crooked Dentist alter his teeth to match your own. Then burn your car with the dead body in it. When they check the dental records it will match yours. Thats how they did it on a movie I saw and so far its the best idea i've seen.

2007-01-07 09:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Sleepyguy 4 · 2 0

~ too much will kill you. too little wont work. but the perfect amount of blowfish poison will do the trick. it seeps into your pores, gets into your veins and temporarily stops the flow. you stop breathing, moving, and your heart literally pumps so slow and so softly that not even the doctors equipment can detect it. its not too smart because its so risky, but its perfect. a few hours later you wake up kinda like you were in a coma. of course theres practically no place for you to get this stuff so you might as well dump the idea. but if you do miraculously find blowfish poison just make sure you dont kill yourself cuz then id be in trouble. :)

2007-01-07 09:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by moonlit_tahiti 2 · 0 0

Not doing it.

Faking your own death is SO last year.

2007-01-07 09:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 0 1

what kind of question is that?

I guess you could have someone call everyone you know and say, "This person died." and just not show up for any plans you've made and create fake evidence and photos. but why would you want to do that in the first place?

2007-01-07 09:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by 2phaced 1 · 0 0

i will conceal you in a small camper interior the woods of northern Minnesota. i could deliver you provisions each fortnight and you ought to write a e book below an assumed call along with your loose time. of direction you will ought to conceal interior the woods while my mom become up there, yet that's like quite a few different weekend and you're able to make buddies with the wolves.

2016-12-12 06:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Allow the gas to leak in your house then open your oven and get out. This way when they dont find a body it wont be a big deal because you would have been blown to pieces in the explosion.

2007-01-07 09:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by sharpie 3 · 1 0

Cut off some part of your body and place it into the area of a recent terrorist attack or natural disaster. Index finger or thumb would probably be best, as DMV has most people's thumbprint.

2007-01-07 09:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Monkeyman 3 · 0 1

Not to fake your own death, you selfish bastard

2007-01-07 09:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 2 · 1 0

fake blood all over your body and shells of bullets lying around u.
or in bathtub floating like a dead guy, face down.

2007-01-07 09:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Dyl P 2 · 0 1

Confide in no one or in one person. Just leave one day and DON'T TAKE ANYTHING WITH YOU OR PEOPLE WILL SUSPECT YOU RAN AWAY OR WERE MURDERED. I WOULD SUGGEST LEAVING A NOTE THAT SAYS : " I WENT OFF TO TAKE A SWIM". (Sorry about the caps)

2007-01-07 09:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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