My wife left me...
And my daughter is pregnant...
... and she's gone emo...
And my boyfriend has HIV...
And my dog died...
And I'm getting grey hair...
And I'm going bald...
And my son is listening to Rap Music...
And I'm watching Lifetime...
... and my life sucks so much that Lifetime wants my diary so they can make a movie of my life...
2007-01-07 09:18:16 · 7 answers · asked by Kilroy 4 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Yeah....
Pretty soon your "soldier" will stop.....saluting.
2007-01-07 09:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You decide.
Get straight and find another wife.
Love your daughter and try to help her thru the pregnancy - the baby will be worth it.
Get rid of the boyfriend you sick'o, no wonder your life's all messed up - Try playing by God's rules.
Get an AIDS test.
Color your hair or keep it real short.
Get another dog.
So what if your son listens to rap music - it's just a phase.
Get yourself straightened out, your family deserves better.
2007-01-07 23:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by Just me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We spend so much time noticing the bad things in our lives that we forget to be thankful for the good things
2007-01-07 21:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by spider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaa! The best is yet to come.
Your body's warantee will soon expire, and "everything" comes apart.
2007-01-07 17:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by John W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess you only have death to look forward to. Good luck
2007-01-07 17:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by cowboybronco01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you poor dear, olny death to look forward to? Smile GOD loves you.
2007-01-07 18:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by feather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you made your funeral arrangements.
Seriously, think positive God loves you.
2007-01-07 18:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Angel.. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋