What interesting items have you discovered down the back of your sofa?

Question

I have only ever found coins, earrings, buttons, fluff, bits of food, snot rags and pens.

Answer 1

Bishops, mandrills, walking sticks, asps, bats' eggs, hand prints, pies, and all manner of strange vegetation. I'm 'phoning the police.

Answer 2

In addition to finding the forementioned, I also have found magazines crumpled down, crisp packets, and once a pair of y-fronts.
Prolly the most extraordinary of all was somone's Yorkie after a party. What it was doing wearing my y-fronts, I will never know. No one claimed the Yorki so it lived out its days eating, sleeping on the couch and biting the bums of anyone who mistook it for one of the pillows.
Charles, That Cheeky Lad

Answer 3

None but I did once find my daughter's pants in my lute case (as a school girl she hated wearing pants and when she got home would stuff them anywhere no one would notice). Unfortunately the rest of the band were there at the time. Not good.

Answer 4

A few incriminating items ( I plead the fifth), my missing medication, a shot glass, a couple of remotes, coins, a cell phone ( no idea whos it was), cat toys, dog chews, socks....

Answer 5

A christmas bauble, half a biscuit and a packet of Rizla xxxxxx

Answer 6

lets see.a tampon lol,coins,hair tie,pens,pencils,toy cars,food,bubblegum,dog treats,a ds game,batteries,and a video now disc, i go throuth the couch every other week'

Answer 7

Wow! I just found a label with the words 'Fire Retardant' on it!

Answer 8

i found a mans watch. No-one know's who it belongs to.!