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She told me she has a butt fetish and can't get enough stuff up there.
I didn't need to know that!
I may never look at her the same way again!
What can I do to make things go back to normal between us?

2007-01-07 09:05:31 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

I'm not sure since you forgot the question mark, but.....um.....

Run, run away!!!!!

2007-01-07 09:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Didn't you notice that the Lego's were slowly disappearing? I bet she's got the whole medieval castle battle scene going on in there right now! Take a peek, it might get exciting!

2007-01-07 19:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Just don't make her the butt of your jokes, because she is anally retentive!
Your brain will get to the bottom of it eventually and you will cope
sit on things for a while and it will all even out

2007-01-07 17:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by dancingmaveric 3 · 1 0

Imagine that you are on a lake and there are swans swimming on the lake, with the sun setting in the background. OK, take a deep breathe, release slowly and jussssssstttt relax. Close your eyes and take yourself to your happy place.

2007-01-07 17:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 2 0

if it freaked you out bad enough things may not ever be the same. maybe you could tell her you don't want to hear about those kinds of things, that it's between her and her buttstuffer.

2007-01-07 17:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Tell her you have a fetish for small feet, you like to lick them and stuff. Make her uncomfortable.

2007-01-07 17:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 1 0

Just convince yourself that she was really just kidding. That your conversation never really happened. Or that she was drunk or on crack and was having a really bad hallucination.

Or you can just thank the stars that she didn't ask you to help fill her void and get on with your life.

2007-01-07 17:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by hernandoguy 2 · 1 0

Tell her you have one also, and just nod and and say "Uh, huh" whenever she talks abou this again!

2007-01-07 17:08:54 · answer #8 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 1 0

At least you will know what to give her for gifts.

2007-01-07 17:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jungleroy 4 · 1 0

Umm...ewww...but husband just said, "niiiiice".

2007-01-07 17:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by GraceSlickChick 2 · 1 0

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