sure.... I kept passing this old man up( probably 75 years old) and down the isles of the grocery store and he said to me at one point.. here little lady( I am 45 yrs old) have a candy and he offers me one of those wrapped butterscotch candies.. so jokingly I tell him... I was always taught not to take candy from strangers...lol so he introduces himself to me as Bob and figures that now that I know him.. I should take the candy..but I still refuse.. just then his wife rounds the corner of the isle and asks me if her husband was trying to pick me up with the "have a candy " line he uses.. I was blushing
We were all laughing so hard about it.. she said she just can't break him of that habit..he does it everywhere they go..... it was embarassing...but soooo funny and really made my day
2007-01-07 09:12:25
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answered by Anonymous
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I went to Piggly Wiggly in my PJ's 1988 a day of infamy. A night out with the boys totally drunk off my butt and then get up in the morning and grab my wallet had my house slippers on and I drove to Piggly Wiggly and realized I was in my PJ"s when my pants felt funny reaching for my wallet.
When I looked down and realized it, I was totally shocked, but now in Georgia were crazy anyway and so it fit right in and nobody really gave a hoot....lol
True Story
2007-01-07 09:14:42
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answered by Anonymous
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Iv'e been in a situation where I went to grab something off the shelf at the store and almost all of the items fell down with the one I grabbed. Oh and did I mention it was jars, glass went everywhere.
2007-01-07 09:08:21
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answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6
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yeah i once went out in public and had some new pants on that had one of them long stickers on the back of the leg that had the size on it like 10 times. My husband finally pulled it off after about 3 hours in the mall!
2007-01-07 09:08:47
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answered by Screaming Banshee 3
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On an party after I wasn't a goalie, i became a defenseman in a sport the position I had an opponent lined up hostile to the forums. i became headed for a crushing verify. with out understanding that i became coming, he received administration of the %. and darted to his correct basically as i became kicking off of my correct skate basically previously i became to envision him. POW! not something yet cage (a fenced in rink) and that i land on my rear end. Even the ref became giggling. (and individuals ask your self why I used to attempt to hit them with pucks.)
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answered by fenn 4
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I have not had one but I did cause one for my wife. While in a busy supermarket, she asked me to get some shampoo off the opposite shelf, I asked her in a loud voice so she could hear me if she wanted shampoo for greasy hair, dry hair or pubic hair. I have never seen her so embarrased in all my life, turned a lovely shade of red.
2007-01-07 09:23:50
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answered by Midnight 2
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My sister and I were shopping and one of the mannequins had her arm out holding a purse.
Since she looked like she wanted to shake hands, (and I wanted to be a smart A**), I did.. and her whole arm came off...and the rest of her body landed in the floor.
I was standing there holding this fake arm...
My sister was amused..the sales lady was not.
2007-01-07 09:10:26
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answered by LittleBitOfSugar 5
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Tripping over a rack of stuff and tripping over a rack of clothes! SAME STORE
2007-01-07 09:06:39
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answered by Anonymous
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yeah,wearing a mask into a bank.taken down by security! it was halloween day.but got a cute teller afterward.
2007-01-07 09:09:34
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answered by fuzz 2
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just yesterday i was at the mall wit my friend and my shoe was untied and i didnt want to tie it so i fell i twisted my in front of the whole mall
2007-01-07 09:08:11
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answered by awesomegal 4
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