2007-01-07 09:04:13 · 16 answers · asked by Azz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I'm not looking for anything deadly, just as long as it looks "cool".
2007-01-07 09:07:25 · update #1
You could use them to knit him a staight jacket and then put it on him thus depriving him the use of his arms.......then sit on him until the police arrive.
2007-01-07 20:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by Shaun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people trying to use chopsticks for the first time for any chore are incredibly inept. Try paralyzing the terrorist with hysterical laughter.
2007-01-07 09:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put them in his ears, take em out, then putem in his eyes, and w/ the eyeballs still attatched to the chopsticks pull em out and shove them down his throat. If he sees a doctor soon enough he should be ok except for bein blind and deaf
2007-01-07 09:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple, really. Jab him in the throat and eye, knock him down and stamp on his whole body until said terrorist starts to go into a deep coma.
Done!
:)
2007-01-07 09:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by Morgan P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One up the a*se and one in the top of his head. Then hang him over a fire, turning slowly till cooked. Maybe a sprinkling of salt and pepper and a touch of garlic.
Before that, better put all the explosives to one side.
2007-01-07 09:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by gaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poke Him in the Eyes with them
2007-01-07 09:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by uksawatdii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creep up behind him and stick em up his nose really hard!
2007-01-07 09:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick them through his eyes.
2007-01-07 09:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by CT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy him a Chinese takeaway of his choice and lace it with cyanide
2007-01-07 09:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by justasiam29 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick them in his eyes
or do a little dance with them so he's put off and your mate can sneak behind him and clout him one!
2007-01-07 09:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋