We drove from the midwest to New Hampshire this summer to look at colleges, and it was like as soon as we crossed the state line into New Hampshire....there were midgets everywhere!!!!
2007-01-07 08:18:26 · 6 answers · asked by LadySingsTheBlues 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The people were tall. The buildings are small.
2007-01-07 08:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand your frustration. I'm also aware of the midget problem in New Hampshire. I have a theory that there is a secret circus retirement community in NH for midgets, fat people so fat they're shaped like giant beach balls, snake oil salemen, and the like.
But you've got to realize, in NH, they're not corn fed and grow to be 20 feet tall like you folks out in the midwest. YOU FREAKS!
NH may be a small state, but it's part of New England which is a much larger region. It's part of Red Sox Nation and the Patriots, Beantown, the Maine Coast and Cape Cod, the White Mountains and Lakes Region, and the Connecticut River and Dartmouth University.
I wouldn't be surprised to find that the midgets make it all work. And that's another thing! They don't like being called midgets - they're Oompah Loompahs!!!
2007-01-07 18:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by endpov 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe...New Hampshire is a strange but great state. Hey, midgets are people too. Look at Yoda!...except I'm not human. My first home was New Hampshire.
2007-01-07 16:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm from New Hampshire.
All states have midgets.
We have physical midgets.
Your state has mental midgets.
Grow up.
2007-01-07 19:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by T J 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
because midgets like it there...
2007-01-07 16:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all small places have small people....
Aaron
2007-01-07 16:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋