What do you leave by the toilet for those long visits to the bathroom?

Question

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I usually keep a book.

Answer 1

I dont have anything in there for those long visits, i never intend to be there that long but on the rare occasion that it does happen I read the lables of anything and everything thats within reach. I once read the instructions for tampax (being a guy it was an education) the amazing thing about it was you even get a map to show you where it goes and X dont even mark the spot. Read the labels for shampoo as well, do you know there is shampoo for every type of hair greasy, dry etc but there dont seem to be any for pubic hair, why is that?? The label on my razor says "the best a man can get" why then does my other half use it so much, by the time i get to use it the blades are so blunt i end up digging trenches in my face. The one time though that i didnt read the label was just after my other half had came out of the bath, she had taken a box of after eights (for those in other parts of the world that dont know what they are, they are wafer thin mint chocolates) in with her, so i reached out to get one and ended up chewing on a durex.

Answer 2

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
Theres about 18 of them, with little articles of interest, varying in length. And you LEARN from them too! I recommend everyone have a few!

Answer 3

I keep a dozen rolls of toilet paper! You just never really know!

Answer 4

Readers Digest! Haha. Well I don't put it there, my parents do when it comes in the mail, but I'm happy it's there! Haha.

Answer 5

A plunger and a toliet brush.

Answer 6

I normally leave the smell of roses

Answer 7

I leave markers in there now because people are always adding more graffiti on my walls.

Answer 8

I always make sure tp is there, not in there except to get r done.

Answer 9

a hand held electronic tetris game

Answer 10

haha books and magazines.