My mate Duncan is only 5'2.
2007-01-07 06:41:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell him to try jumping higher. Or failing that, pick up a copy of Angler's Times and try to find something worthy of meat-beating action there.
2007-01-07 06:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if he took one of those small step ladders with him - would that help? Or if he gets together with some other short people they could make a human pyramid and reach the top shelf!
2007-01-07 06:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yes but you are only ever one click away from hardcore porn on the internet. Tell him to buy a computer. All of his "top shelf woes" will disappear.
2007-01-07 06:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a helping hand is what he needs...
the magazines discriminate against women! i can reach them...yet strangely the word nuts makes me walk away. that and all the silcon on show...
2007-01-07 08:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by faggotrevolution 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are advantages to being that short i imagine....... hmmmmm *thinks*... well..... ok i got it.... say your a tall man with a medium sized appendix, now..... ok medium .... not so bad ya might think..... however..... that same appendix on a short hobbit size kinda fella like your mate duncan is gonna look fcuking huge guy .....lol... !!!!!!
2007-01-07 09:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, they did. yet you need to use that "selection" to you income with the aid of weed out low IQ women folk, who usualy seek for superficial values. to not point out small human beings stay youthful lots longer than the massive human beings, esp great women folk get previous immediately.
2016-10-30 06:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by dewulf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those magazines should be banned, they are soooooo sick.
yep im gonna get loads of thumbs down from men now.
2007-01-07 06:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee heee, poor yous!
2007-01-07 07:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short as in "not tall" or short as in "tiny widger"?
2007-01-07 06:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my man is 5'6
i'm 5'10
he has to jump to reach the top....i just laugh
hahahahha...
(just kidding)
2007-01-07 06:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by half sam, half amazing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋