if i had surgery and had 2 inches removed from my knob to match his would it make me as popular with the birds....ps i also look like an early Elvis would this hinder or help me pull birds??????
2007-01-07 06:21:27 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I can offer the lady's a genuine 12 inches...only problem is i'd have to bring a mate with the other 6!!!!
2007-01-07 06:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's a certain length for a reason. If it's too long it won't fit comfortably where it's supposed to.
There was a programme on in the UK last year about them and one guy had a huge one. Couldn't get a long term girlfriend though. Sex was too uncomfortable.
Bigger is not always better.
2007-01-07 06:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Knew a guy who said it was that long but you had to times it by 3. Yeah he was 3.1 inches long. Did your cousin have some sort of enhancement glasses on?
2007-01-07 06:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no mate a true girl would take you for who you are they wouldnt care about what size you are down there. if they do they are sad. and if you have 2 inches removed well that would meen your bigger than this other person so in theroy better than them. any way dont change for them they should love you for you and not anything else. be yourself and im sure you be fine. good luck
2007-01-07 06:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My uncle Billy had a ten foot willy so he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit with a rake and now it's only 6 foot 4
2007-01-07 06:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by Friends unknown 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
An early elvis?? Dude, if you have a c**k like a Donkey, you must have a face like a donkey too! Ah, to have a donkey face...
2007-01-07 06:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you could have surgery to not look like Elvis don't put yourself down he wasn't that ugly
2007-01-07 06:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother gettin the surgery, just give me a call, we can listen to your work while we play.
2007-01-07 06:25:20 · answer #8 · answered by Buffy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Birds like worms, not pythons.
2007-01-07 06:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by Shauny B 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
braggin or complaining you sure talk about some great things with your cousin
2007-01-07 06:23:27 · answer #10 · answered by julie t 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋