My brother and I are the worst for saying things that are innocent enough, but sound really rude.
Like the time we were in a cab and I was telling the driver about a city bus that some kids had stolen downtown, when my brother decided to jump in with, "Who would steal a bus? That's like stealing a cab. Look at me, I'm driving a cab, I'm so cool!" The car was silent for the rest of the trip.
Or the time I took my best friend who had been recently diagnosed with cancer to see a movie...that turned out to be about a woman with cancer who dies at the end of the movie. It was a long one too. Two and a half hours of omg, I can't believe that I took her to see this movie, and the woman dies to boot.
Or the guy we made cry because we didn't notice him standing there lovingly holding a lawn gnome when we said, "OmG that is the tackiest f**king lawn I've ever seen!"
I have plenty more, some worse than these, I'm sure. How about you? What's your worst foot in mouth story?
2007-01-07 04:27:49 · 5 answers · asked by IamBatman 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I am not going to hell...and nobody hates me for it, most people understand.
Like when my friend called last night to tell me she was pregnant. Instead of congratulating her (you have to understand, this is her 6th kid), I was like, Wow! THat's f**ked up! She wasn't insulted, she laughed. I think you are better off saying those things that pop into your head out loud, because at least then people know you will always tell them the truth. Sometimes the truth just comes bluntly.
2007-01-07 04:50:26 · update #1
I live with my foot in my mouth. One time I was joking around with a bunch of friends and my one friend asked me what time it was and I said, Your mom. Well it turns out his mom was dead. Ohh that was terrible. I don't know if you watch family guym but I absolutely love the one episode with the mob where big fat Paulie calls lois a crazy broad. Then Peter tries to cover and says ohh Lois he didn't mean you're crazy like Tom Cruise crazy, he means you're crazy like the glue. You're an adhesive. You stick to things.
2007-01-07 04:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...probably the time I went to the Vatican and had lunch with the Pope. Some altar boys brought in the food and I turned and elbowed the Pontiff, winked, and said "Damn, I bet you'd like to tap that butt, eh Padre?"
There was an uncomfortable silence and we all just sat staring at the serving cart piled high with Vaseline and leather chaps.
2007-01-07 12:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to stop and think before you do anything, you have what they call "runs of the mouth" and add that to being rude and you have the worst possible problem. You need to change or this will catch up to you later and you will make your life a living HELL. People will reject you if you act like this and they will start criticizing you and they will be in the right and you will feel horrible. Change now or forever live in HELL.
2007-01-07 12:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I told the Man hey your wife looks as juicy as a fresh water clam....he replied "Thats my daughter, she just turned 21".
I said Damn
2007-01-07 17:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry batgirl but your question was longer then my brain/patience could handle at this time .... but i have a foot fetish is that relevant?
or even more importantly, do you have nice feets?
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2007-01-07 16:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by lowroad 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋