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"I feel that it is in my best interest to go out with someone more popular...drives a nicer car..." - From the movie Better Off Dead

No, I have never used it.

2007-01-07 04:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 1 0

I`m going out for a pack of smokes.
Bye.
There`s a bus leaving town in about an hour,be under it.

2007-01-07 03:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Rich B 7 · 1 0

A girl once told me that Jesus spoke to her, and that he doesn't want us to be together. I responded, "If you don't want to see me anymore just say so. I wont bug you."

Her response, "No I really want to see you, but Jesus wants us to stop seeing each other."

I have found that when cornered with a problem, if I respond that "Jesus told me to do it" then no one questions me further.

2007-01-07 03:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'm moving away, i wish i can be with you but i'm moving ha ha ha ha ha that sh!t was funny because i never moved away i just wanted to be free from that person, he would never understood if i told him the truth so i had to lie.

2007-01-07 03:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by yaya t 6 · 1 1

"Sorry but the Force just doesn't permit it." I tried that with my girlfriend, and she took my lightsaber and nearly chopped my head off!

2007-01-07 03:53:34 · answer #5 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 1 0

uhmm well i love this:

guy says: look, we cant be together any more

[girls in tears] and replies back angrily: YOULL NEVER FIND ANYONE LIKE ME!

guy says.. YEA i wont find anyone like you because you're the worst of ALL of them!!!

2007-01-07 03:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lina 4 · 1 0

I'm gay, and no not me, just a spineless excuse for a guy.

Me, I've just said my alter ego was getting jealous and I wouldn't want her to hurt him.

2007-01-07 03:53:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I just us the easiest one
baby it is not me it's YOU
bye

smile
good luck

2007-01-07 07:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lets part the best a friends.

2007-01-07 03:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 1 0

sorry,,,i've been having an affair with my dog

2007-01-07 03:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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