I was decorating my fresh cut Christmas tree a few years ago. I had eaten a chili cheeseburger for lunch and it gave me gas. I thought I was in my house alone but my son and his new girlfriend suddenly walked in the living room and she said "oh I love real Christmas trees they smell so wonderful!" Just after I had passed gas she ran up to the tree and took a big whiff. I was so embarrassed. She said "this one smells different than I remember." I had to leave the room. I laughed so hard I cried! I didn't tell my son until after they broke up.
2007-01-07 00:56:19
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answered by Mrs. T 4
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When I was a little baby I put a straw into a fish tank and drank it.
My sisters always remind of me of that horrible day.
2007-01-07 00:51:24
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answered by Paulina. 2
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Trying to pick up my pen on the floor with a mini skirt on... Not knowing what a view other ppl have! *Straight Face*
2007-01-07 01:04:21
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answered by Anonymous
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ummm.....running circles n the house grabbed the wall feet slipped from under me went straight up in the air and landed on my back and butt
2007-01-07 00:49:03
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answered by .......... 3
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Maybe it was trying to french kiss someone who was trying to normal kiss and licking her nostril. She wasnt happy.
2007-01-07 00:50:15
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answered by Andrew S 1
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got decked by my exwife in a diner in front a fifty pluss people.
2007-01-07 00:50:24
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answered by scooprandell 7
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that would be to embarrasing to tell you.
2007-01-07 00:52:19
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answered by ? 5
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I farted in public!!!!
No somethings I say are pretty bad!!!
2007-01-07 00:50:11
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answered by Anonymous
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cant tell...its a secret
2007-01-07 00:49:36
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answered by ? 5
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