Can't you just see him sitting on the floor of the Oval Office, surrounded by tons of our snail mail, as he yells, "Condi! Here's another conspiracy! Aunt Susie is coming to Washington to visit her grandson, Little Bob, to give him a toy tank! Tell the Pentagon to send another 10,000 guards for the White House!"
2007-01-07 00:42:15 · 5 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Mr. Wise (self-proclaimed, I presume), I'm happy to know that you have inside information about Bush 2's intentions. Please tell us what other hot news you have. As for my own snail mail, I'm mailing a letter to my aunt (who doesn't use computers) in North Carolina this morning. I hope Bush 2 reads it because it might bore him to tears. It even includes a recipe for cornbread dressing.
Buzz
2007-01-07 01:19:14 · update #1
Dont worry...reading has never been Dubya's strong suit.
2007-01-07 00:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you really 'like' this prez???
Don't be complaining, now -
"our" boyz in the military are sacrificing their lives in Iraq - that our leaders may have the freedom to continue practicing THIS 'ideal' we call democracy . . . including reading all citizens' mail, and eavesdropping on all our communications!!!
Be thankful that you are an American citizen - be proud . . . and hush up, you ungrateful bore!!!
(All in jest, of course)
2007-01-07 09:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your government will be installing security cameras in your bedrooms, analysing your urine as it leaves your toilet, and putting RFID tracking devices in your grocery barcodes.
Oh no wait, they're doing the last one already.
But don't worry, it's all worth it to defend your Freedoms.
Whatever they might be.
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2007-01-07 08:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Next he will be checking your internal organs.
2007-01-07 08:44:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The uninformed read or hear what they want to believe, he has no intentions of reading "all of our snail mail". Are you planning a terrorist attack?
2007-01-07 08:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by Mr.Wise 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋