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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was p**sed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
D*mn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Oh! Go To Hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

2007-01-07 00:15:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Football FIFA World Cup (TM)

I didn't write these by the way, I found them on a joke website!!!

2007-01-07 00:16:24 · update #1

20 answers

You see her above,
the lady in red,
said she was a man,
the French fans she led,

with derision and scorn,
she never let up ,
said she was Claude,
and had no World Cup

The truth finally came out,
it seems she's a chick,
fell in love with an Italian,
always calls him a prick.

2007-01-07 13:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

it would want to (make you romantic) and there are a approach of gentle love poems. yet there are also many poets with a good number of cynical, chilly, bitter stuff it truly is a few distance from romantic. As for the 2d area of your question : once you're in love, sure, it can make you create poems. So it easily relies upon on the "poet" yet love does inspire you to create staggering thoughts.

2016-12-01 23:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yes

2007-01-07 03:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes I am a Romantic poet!I love poems,that poem
u typed is beautiful!
btw read my fav poem ever!

In my life where i did so well
I met this guy loved so well
He took my heart and set it free
One day he sat a girl on his knees,and told her things he never
told me.
So I went down under my bed
and not a single word was said
Late that night,my father searched for me,
from left to right.
He broke my bedroom door and saw me hanging by a rope
He cut me down with his knife
and on the floor a note he found
"Dig my grave dig it deep
marble stone from head to feet
put my heart from up above
to tell the world I dyed for love"

2007-01-07 01:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by Pinky 6 · 2 1

Maybe you should quit the vodka, try tequila instead, it goes with lime too.

2007-01-07 04:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by At Last WC2010 6 · 1 0

: )), i have my moments. but these days i let poetry (the right kind, lol) speak to me in some other ways. like maybe a xavi free kick...that one today v. getafe was a real beauty. wow.

2007-01-07 08:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Uh
this is had to do with football(soccer) because the sport is romantic... or beautiful.

2007-01-07 04:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like romance and poems, so does that make me a romantic poet?

2007-01-08 01:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I am not a romantic poet. But your poet seems to be good and attractive

2007-01-07 00:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by Eric F 3 · 1 1

AFTER I EAT I'LL WRITE A POEM ABOUT YOU ON MY PAGE...:) <3

2007-01-07 07:26:02 · answer #10 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 1 0

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