... she just wont talk to me anymore. What can i do to get some answers? Do you think shes had an affair with another fork....
2007-01-07 00:13:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
say this to her
Burford comes home from work and his wife is in the kitchen on all fours, wearing nothing but her bathrobe, scrubbing the kitchen floor. He comes up behind her, lifts up her robe, ***** her fast and hard doggie-style, and then smacks her in the head.
"She screams, "Burford! I let you do something so nice like that! What`d you hit me for?"
He says, "For not looking to see who it was!"
2007-01-07 00:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How sad that people here can't give a decent answer to someone who need it.
I will think that you should try to recall what are the reasons that has brought your marriage into that hard time and confront her to talk about the problems, suggest her if you both want to to see counseling, and if she still does not want anything to you, then pack her bags and put them in the door. When a relationship does not work cause it really needs two, and one of them is absent, the best is to move on, life has a lot more to offer.
Take care
2007-01-07 09:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by getting_a_new_life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well shes a block head, and maybe if u keep eating the "special" mushrooms she gives you 4 dinner u will speak once again, but untill then u will not be speaking, i hope u have a nice and happy life with this spoon of a gal and have many little plastic spoons with her!!! (please dont get her mixed up with yur other cooking utensils, cuz if u use her 2 cook she will die of a heat stroke) as far as the fork goes i say eat a steak with him, that'll teach him to mess with your spoon woman!!!
2007-01-07 08:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by chahta oklah 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't just jump 2 conclusion's right off the bat ask ur self if ur the man for this love thang, maybe she did and maybe she didn't don't matter for now think of a game plan 2 get her out on the open, have a serie's of qustion's for her and try 2 anticapate the answear's y she's acting like this,ur smarter then this littel small itty bitty problame.peace out
2007-01-07 08:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by vance b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is defiantly getting some from the fork, look leave the ***** and try the salt seller.
2007-01-07 08:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fork in the road.
2007-01-07 08:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by Bullwinkle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You didn't clarify yourself....was it a sterling silver fork or a plastic disposable utensil she has been forking around with?
2007-01-07 08:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by slick chik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think thats bad....my wife lost all her fornt teeth and had to have them pulled because of a disease two months after we got married and I have lived with her horror about dentures till I'm blue in the face.
GOd helop me find another owman get rid of this biotch.
2007-01-07 08:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You might want to check to see if shes been dancing in the butter. (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) Before you go accusing Ol' Mr. fork.
2007-01-07 08:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by americanstaffordshirexamericbull 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's having an affair with the salad tongs and is tossing you around.
2007-01-07 08:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋