When my mum gets back there is no doubt that the vile and somewhat pungent aroma unleased from my buttocks shall hastily find it's way to her nostrils.As she will no doubt go crazy, and then probably vomit, i need to defer the pending accusation to someone else. Should i blame my dad who's fallen asleep on the couch, or my dog who never gets blamed for anything?
I am perturbed, please reflect your thoughts, views, and opinons to the harrowing dilemma i have found myself in.
Kind Regards
2007-01-06 23:34:26 · 30 answers · asked by mohammedmirza25 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Dad of course, your dog in innocent. If she gives your dad a turn, it will make up for all the times he has gotten away with it.
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 23:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame the dog. If you try leaving the room, like someone else said, the smell would just follow you, so stay put & blame the dog.
2007-01-06 23:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame the dog
2007-01-06 23:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't blame your dog...neither your dad. tell your mom, it was you...there is nothing to be ashamed about that...it's normal. all people fart. k? smile, be glad your digestive system is working well.
farting is an indication that your digestive system works well.
in fact, those who undergo surgery, the first thing the doctors ask is if the patient had farted already, if the patient did...it means the digestive system...returned to it's normal condition already...
2007-01-07 00:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by cheen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be honest and take responsiblity for what is yours. You can say, sorry, I have intestinal problems Mom. Most people take the blame for "good ones". You don't think your Mom doesn't fart? All people do it.
2007-01-06 23:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do no longer understand pertaining to to the tub, yet i think of farts are smellier once you're a young person (this grew to become into the case with me). did you understand a few human beings like the scent of their very very own farts?
2016-10-06 13:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad you finally managed to get it out - blame it on the dog, it cant argue back!
2007-01-06 23:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame your dad,the poor bugger is probably used to getting blamed for everything anyway.
2007-01-06 23:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame the dog!
It will find it hard to deny!
2007-01-07 00:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Chew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh...Ok. Blame your dad. Lots of people fart most when they are sleeping.
2007-01-06 23:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋