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a beer doesnt care if you have another beer after. sad and unfortunate but true.

2007-01-06 23:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 3 0

Men are sometimes just like that.. but try telling him how you feel.. if he doesn't care pack your bags see how well his first love does for him when you aren't there to do the things he doesn't appreciate.. beer doesn't make love to him, beer doesn't clean up after him, beer doesn't wash his clothes, or give him a warm body at night. If you have children beer didn't bring them into the world. Oh and beer doesn't cook... Take a vacation go somewhere by yourself or with some of your best pals and see how will beer loves him back while you are gone!

2007-01-06 23:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Contessa Noir 2 · 0 0

Because it is the LAW. The 1956 "Love Your Beer More Than Your Wife" Act to be specific. It states, inter alia, that during waking hours us men must love beer more that our wives. That's why we tell you we love you so much when it is late at night and when we have had loads of beer. ;0)

xxB

2007-01-06 23:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

not really sure, but he might love you more, the beer won't break his heart like you can so he finds solace in the bottle.

advice: leave and do something different when the beer is out. let him start noticing he can't have you and the beer.

2007-01-06 23:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kisses 2 · 1 0

Sorry, But I don´t know where to start with this one.......

No doubt there will plenty of comparisons and tzheories as to why Beer is a much better companion than females.

2007-01-06 23:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by JayEleven 3 · 1 0

Perhaps the beer looks sexier in that long cold glass!

Hey! Just saying what you're all thinking!

2007-01-06 23:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by jamand 7 · 0 0

Because beer is beer. Full stop. End of story.

2007-01-07 07:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by MASON 3 · 0 0

What makes you think that? Beer is different...

For-goodness sake, don't ever ask him that question, you will get the answer you deserve.

2007-01-07 02:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because his beer provides better head?

2007-01-07 00:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by P K 3 · 1 0

Pray

2007-01-06 23:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Ased Kooshan 3 · 0 0

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