just no relation to meaning but simply funny
2007-01-06 23:08:50 · 6 answers · asked by bikramcool 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
under where?
2007-01-06 23:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by WainWain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is how old I am. . .
And most of the are extempore from my mother wit. . .
I've more problems than Carter's got little liver pills.
I'll kick your butt form here til Tuesday.
I'll knock you into next week.
You kids give me apoplexy.
If ever I come home to find the kitchen clean I'll drop dead of shock.
He's uglier than a mud fence after a hard rain.
He's more crooked tan a broken fence.
I've got a ache in my sacroiliac.
You're all floppsy-moppsy and topsy-turvey.
You're a dazzle of a frazzle.
That's enough for now.
2007-01-07 06:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by octopussy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the top and bottom of some escalators in London, there is a sign that says 'Dogs must be carried'. Does it mean you can't get on unless you are carrying a dog?????
2007-01-07 09:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw these at a supermarket:
Large White Baps
and at a cinema:
Must Love Dogs (contains moderate sex)
2007-01-06 23:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by Crazy Fool 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Its deja vu all over again!" - Yogi Berra
Good Luck!!!
2007-01-06 23:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my God i missed the train
2007-01-07 00:05:35 · answer #6 · answered by david j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋