Be as creative, as witty, and as funny as humanely possible when answering this question.
2007-01-06 21:25:37 · 15 answers · asked by yoyoyohommieg 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My name is John but my friends call me asshole. I'm 3'9" tall when I'm on my knees. I can walk and chew gum at different times and I smell through my nose. I stay in my house, only leaving when I go outside. I tell the truth when I lie because I want to hurt peoples feelings. I work as a frogman in a 25 gallon aquarium. You can never truly know me, unless you met my cat.
2007-01-06 21:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am who i am........
I am the greatest human being @ being disgustin (i drop biscuites in the drain and then eat it to annoy my cousins).
I love sports nomatter what it is , i will watch it if i have the tym to and if i don't mind the sport.I wanna b a cricketer when i grow up. or may b a dentist or may b a chef or may b a garbage collector.Anyway i love computer games and spend most of my free tym either playin or on the net.and also walkin up and down . Plus i love to read and fall asleep in the toilet!!!!!
2007-01-06 22:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by manofseries 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am me, just a normal human being of the female species who doesn't like bananas and onions and likes Rock Music and just hurt herself playing football in flipflops and thinks she just flunked Maths at her withdrawal exam, and i'm also a girly girl who hates pink, loves black, hates make-up, and loves racing and skateboarding and tigers and hates Paris Hilton and loves johnny Depp and is afraid of babies except for one called Omar and has a brother and a clean room which everyone else thinks is messy and lives on a beautiful clean peaceful tropical Island where people spit on the pavements and where bombs explode daily.......
ya, i'm just an abnornaly normal homo sapien.
2007-01-06 21:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by mArYaM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am the Emergency Room nurse that made you get naked and put that silly gown on that is way to airy and your booty hung out. Then I asked you all sorts of personal questions that made you blush.
2007-01-06 21:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by 911RN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remember that person who came to mow your lawn, but the lawnmower went on it's own expedition and landed in the pool? Yeah, that was me...but don't go telling anyone that it was me, ok=)
2007-01-06 21:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am combination between adam and eve's last generation
2007-01-06 21:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dark Angel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am Maamu. (which means Grandma to my grandbabies).
I view the name they gave me as my highest honor.
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2007-01-06 21:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by maamu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom.
LOL, I still think thats the best line ever.
2007-01-06 21:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Erika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am yo daddy
2007-01-06 21:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who Who, Who Who, ahhh who the f#&k are you?
2007-01-06 21:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by davidsch62 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋