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Its done on the midnigt shift at the tomato plant in Toledo

2007-01-06 20:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 6 0

the tomato police carefully inject each tomato with a few drops of red food colouring before being sold to the markets.

2007-01-07 04:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by rawrrrr 3 · 2 0

Don't you know? Vampires suck on tomato vines at night, and then the tomato's fly off the vine, suck peoples' blood, and then land at the supermarket to convert more fruits and vegetables to vampirism. They get there just at dawn so they are stunned by the stores lights.
If you have any tomatoes in your kitchen, be sure to leave a light on, because they are sure to be eying your fruit bowl!

2007-01-07 04:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 3 0

"they" don't get anything inside of a tomato. All that "red sutff" is natural. It's a freakin' tomato...what kind of question is this?

2007-01-07 04:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anthony R 4 · 0 0

Umpa Lumpas

2007-01-07 04:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Magic!

2007-01-07 04:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 4 · 1 0

Simple:

Ask the wise owl. He knew how many licks it took to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

2007-01-07 08:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 1

The same way( they get ) all the red stuff in you haha :) :)

2007-01-07 05:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0 0

You think that's amazing - check out an orange !

2007-01-07 04:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 2 0

reverse liposuction

2007-01-07 04:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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