I'm turning into a gorilla, what should I do?
2007-01-06 19:58:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
You make it sound like a bad thing. I'm sure with your typing skills and unique abilities you will have many more job offers than your run-of-the-mill human. Are you going full gorilla? If so, then the excessive body hair and not having a need for clothing won't phase you. I say bring on the Kong! Oh yeah, before you totally morph, you might want to utilize the foresight you sill have and pre-order a huge delivery of bananas to the house...you'll thank me later. :)
2007-01-06 20:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by polishedamethyst 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Grab a banana from the supermarket and run away to a mountain and find a fellow gorilla to help you through this tough phase of life and then bite its head of!
2007-01-06 20:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Charlemagne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab a cigar and do those female gorillas, don't forget to leave banana as for the tip. They like it more than money.
2007-01-06 20:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by Nutty Prof 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check yourself into a GOOD zoo (if you have time), and make sure to tell them what you like. Otherwise, you will eat only fruit all the time. Worst yet, bananas all the time. Say hi to Koko. He he... Yeah, good luck.
2007-01-06 20:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by ymailprototyper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not audition 4 king kong 2..
2007-01-06 20:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
enjoy the new avatar and read more abt gorillas so that u r more comfortrable at dealing with ur types.
2007-01-06 20:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by anami 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Double time to the Toronto zoo, they have a great Gorrilla habitat..
2007-01-06 23:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by GreyRainbow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check yourself into a zoo before they come after you with tranquilizer darts.
2007-01-06 20:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to the kitchen and grab a bannana.
2007-01-06 19:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by KM 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Post a picture
p.s. SAN answer is awesome
2007-01-06 21:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. DC Economist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋