sit and talk, Just getting to know one another when, your guts begin to feel strange. You try to ignore it in hopes it will go away. But no! Its getting worse! So you excuse your self and go to the bathroom.You barely make it to the toilet when, Volital explosions begin. Something you ate must have tore you up! 20 minutes later your done. But to your horror, theirs NO toilet paper! so you get up, and look for some, but you cant find any!!! and when you turn back around to sit back down, OMG! You exploded all over the toilet!!!
What do you do?
2007-01-06 19:42:13 · 16 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL.. that's so hilarious!!!
i think i'l go find a towel & clean up d mess then throw it immediately...
but actually, it doesnt happen 2 me coz b4 i use d loo, i always ensure there's toilet paper available, otherwise, i always keep it handy
2007-01-06 19:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First thing I would do is get up, leave everything there and come here to Yahoo! answers and get some help. I really don't care if it takes the full 3 days either, because it's worth the help!
Nothing to do after the fact. Just get a new date. This one is toast.
2007-01-07 03:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Thegustaffa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is like the seen from the movie "Health Inspector"
with Larry the Cable Guy
*yucky hate for that to ever happen*
scream for the person to bring you more TP
2007-01-07 03:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jenn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is a towel, I get the hell out of there, and cut off all contact with that person. If there IS a towel, I clean it up and throw the towel out the window lol.
2007-01-07 03:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use his face towel to clean up the mess, then try to rinse it out in the sink. After that I will excuse myself, go home and never see him again
2007-01-07 03:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet seat and his shower curtain to wipe my ***, then leave.
2007-01-07 03:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yell to your date, not to come in, but talk though the door. If things go smooth, then keep dating, if not... nothing to worry about.
2007-01-07 03:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by jibsearayne 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a Taurean, but not that crazy to explode like you explained.
2007-01-07 03:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find a window to escape and GET OUT OF THERE!!!!
2007-01-07 03:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Lea 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use water, clean the toilet, clean your butt =)
2007-01-07 03:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by BrInGiToN 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋