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go back to the funny farm, we are waiting, and no, i did not say animal farm, we are not communists, (direct allusion to the book animal farm)

2007-01-06 17:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Mistress? Shame on you. You better hope the wife takes you back.

2007-01-07 01:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0 0

Umm, the shiny toaster told me that when his mistress complains that he snores in bed, he tells her to get her screws loosened. She just rolls to her side when he says that. God forbid the future president leaves her and the door hinges to their lonesome.

2007-01-07 04:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0 0

No it's time to get a new mistress! I'm waiting!

2007-01-07 01:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 0 0

as long as she's just "insisting" and not "complaining" then no worries. I would still go back to the wife for breakfast though...she cooks better.

2007-01-08 10:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my hubby says i snored while pregnant. i deny that 100%

2007-01-07 01:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by honeybear 5 · 0 0

get another mistress

2007-01-07 01:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by Aeryn Sun 6 · 0 0

Why? she snores worse.

2007-01-07 19:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1 0

?? I'm never asleep with my mistress.

2007-01-07 01:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by Kid Pecatonica 4 · 0 0

or else go back to the husband

2007-01-07 01:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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