My whole life has revolved around Mario. During my toddler years, I would run around, eating magical mushrooms dressed in overalls, a red cap and white gloves. I grew a moustache in fourth grade, and have been trimming it everyday so that I look like the beloved shroom-eating, smiling italian stallion.
But what happened to the guy? He's gone, vanished forever, along with all my hopes of meeting him. I've gone to every E3, every event, and he's always eluded me. Some day I will find him, someday I will meet him and then I will make love to him.
But where is he?
2007-01-06
16:46:03
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Vigilant Mushroom
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