and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes?
NOW DON'T GET MAD ABOUT THIS!
(HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR TOO!)
Seriously! Look at some of yourselves in the mirror! LOL
(Especially you down there with the BIG EYE!)
2007-01-06 16:45:45 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He does save us, but I dunno about cash prizes.....
He has the BEST sense of humor, I agree wholeheartedly!
I don't look in the mirror.....
I have a big eye too, wanna see?
2007-01-06 17:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've got consistently been an SDA Christian. i've got faith that Jesus died on the go, and that there is a Judgement day; teachings of The Bible. Jesus mentioned "Blessed are people who have faith, yet have not considered". this is taken from the context while certainly one of his 12 disciples, Thomas, did no longer have faith that Jesus had risen from the grave. SDA Christians have not got faith in Afterlife. We have faith evil is destroyed while Jesus destroys all evil. some have faith in the "secret wrapture" while all who have faith in Jesus are taken as much as heaven and those classed as evil are left on earth for a 2d hazard. i do no longer in my view have faith this. while Jesus comes, "each and every eye shall see and each ear shall pay attention" he will come from the sky. i do no longer comprehend how this is physicall a hazard, this is the place faith is provided in. yet i additionally locate it genuine that Athiests seem to have extra faith than me. Believeing that each and every thing you notice comes from "no longer something"? the place did the 1st cellular are available? the place did the reproduction of the 1st cellular are available? all of us have diverse finger prints - how is the a hazard in evolution? If evolution replaced into to be genuine, then why is each and every physique so comparable? If it replaced into genuine, and that's a sizeable if on my account, then does not there be some creature nonetheless in the attitude of changing right into a human from an ape?
2016-11-27 01:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! i believe that Jesus would come back here and save the sinners on the end of the world!
2007-01-06 17:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by ~§~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus DID have a sense of humor! He dogged the Pharisees out! Shoot, look at the platypus!
2007-01-06 16:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Damn! I thought he used them to go to Vegas and have a really good time. But prizes, no way am I letting him have my soul for prizes.
2007-01-06 16:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, no, no...you don't understand...
...He saves sinners, redeems them, AND gives THEM valuable Prizes! (Don't believe me...? Look it Up! It's IN there...)
2007-01-06 16:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves... but Gretzky scores on the rebound...
2007-01-06 16:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sure, whatever, and I'll take what's behind Door #3.
2007-01-06 19:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by cola 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh save me Lord for I have sinned! And I am about to do a whole bunch more!
And I love it!
2007-01-06 16:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You read it wrong. He saves Shriners! They have some decent cash.
2007-01-06 16:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋