2007-01-06 16:22:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this wasn't supposed to be a serious question people...mine are passed on as well....it's supposed to envoke thoughs of funniness!
2007-01-06 16:27:28 · update #1
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2007-01-06 16:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Well first your testicles tries to retract into your stomach, then your hair stands on end before going all white. Your mind silently screams as the image is burned permanently and painfully into your retinas. You mentally will your feet to move, but alas, all muscle control has been shut down due to negative sensory overload. Time is frozen in what seems like aeons, the milliseconds ticking by like years. Then in an instant things are back to normal and you start breathing again.
"Uh grandma, lock the door please?"
You start your first therapy session next Tuesday.
2007-01-07 00:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by pancakes! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does this country fear age soo much that we cannot see the beauty in the bodies of the elderly? go out and find a copy of century sex, it can be a thing of beauty if you cultivate the ability to disconnect yourself from the media imposed ideas of beauty and such, love, in and of itself, is, at least in part, the recognition of beauty, everything no matter how dark and disturbed it might feel at first glance when flowing through societaly imposed filters, has a piece of beauty within it, learning to see it , everywhere, in everything, is the first step to a better world...
so if ya walk in on your grandmother in the tub naked, smile, tell her she is a beautiful woman, and ask if she would like you to wash her back :)
2007-01-07 00:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by Binder Dundat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends which gramma!!!! i walked in on my step gramma usin the bathroom and i ran. my other gramma, i would run. my nanny i would freeze in shock because she is like 400 pounds and she cant get out of bed practically with asthma an enfazima.
2007-01-07 00:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mine died in 2005 and i miss her ! I'd ask to wash her back or feet and she would've loved it !
2007-01-07 00:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL my grammie is deceased so if i seen that i'd probably be thankful to just see her again
2007-01-07 00:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
id get u to jump in too
2007-01-07 00:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be frozen in shock, cause she died 100yrs ago
2007-01-07 00:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Overcome with lust
2007-01-07 01:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run away screaming
2007-01-07 01:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by koolaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋