I'm wearing a wife beater and holding a tire iron and a bottle of Jim Beam. What do I do?

Answer 1

are you related to any simmons's you sound like me I'm from east texas so.

Answer 2

Smash the bottle of Jim Beam with the tire iron, take off the wife beater to soak up the mess on the floor. Sit tight.

Answer 3

obviously your a mediocre mechanic that is really not qualified to do the job properly. your holding a tire iron because you just witnessed your wife having sex with your brother and dad. and the bottle of jim is to celebrate the beating that you just gave all three of them with the tire iron. oh and you just put the wife beater on in anticipation that cameras will come with the cops so you can make your fifth cops apperance!!!

Answer 4

Drink the Jim Bean.

Drop your trousers--if any--and Sit ON the Tire Iron, blunt end up...

And try not to cry too much for being caught out in public *dressed* like Avril Lavigne. I mean, dude, what are you, a *redneck* or a Pop Starlet? O_O Did you staple a pair of cheap, shiny fake pigtails to your head too before leaving the house singing "Sk8ter Boi"?

*rofl* =)) Come on, tell me you didn't see that one coming. :))

Answer 5

Stick the tire iron up your a** and hit yourself over the head with the bottle.

Answer 6

Drink the booze and drink it fast. Smash out all your windows with the tire iron, take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

Answer 7

whatever you do don't put the bottle down, just use your other hand with the tire iron to lift you pants up to cover your crack

Answer 8

just add jose quevero, jack daniel and johnny walker to the jim beam

Answer 9

Break the bottle over your gas stove with the tire iron , set yourself on fire, and die if there's any luck.

Answer 10

You're a tow truck operator in Texarcana, TX.

Answer 11

try to fined Jeff Foxworthy on tv or put one of his tapes in youre casset player