Finally the truth is known! George Bush was behind the 9/11 inside job attacks and his evil cohort is non other than Paris Hilton!
After fasting for seven days and then striking myself in the head with a hammer five times the truth was revealed to me in the form of a vision. The reaason you never see Vice President Dick Cheney and Paris Hilton at the same time is that Cheney is really Paris Hilton wearing a Dick Cheney suit.
I have posted proof at my site at http://myspace.com/conspiracyalert... The George Bush, Dick Cheney, Paris Hilton conspiracy can no longer be denied by anyone who, like me, is no longer constrained by taking their anti-psychotic medication!
A missle hit the Pentagon and not a plane,,or maybe it was a really big bird,,,I don't remember so good, and the WTC towers were brought down by gravity beams fired from the orbiting space station that has been disguised as a really tall 7/11 in Jersey. On myspace it must be true!
2007-01-06 14:26:51 · 9 answers · asked by idiot.truther 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
Not much more far-fetched than some of the other conspiracy theories. Although Cheney and Paris being the same person you got backwards - Paris Hilton is really Dick Cheney wearing a Paris Hlton suit.
2007-01-07 14:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton cannot even spell "9-11".
2007-01-07 08:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a nutjob. it was actually a conspiracy between Hanukkah Harry, Bigfoot, and the Easter Bunny. I believe Santa and Elvis may be involved. Now-------all kidding aside, I accept nothing other than the fact that there is enough evidence put forth by credible people to convene a federal grand jury to investigate the matter first hand. Something smells..........
2007-01-06 22:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by john l 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I knew Paris Hilton was evil, but that's quite over the top...
2007-01-07 00:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by Sterz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An amazing conspiracy theory, to be sure. Write it down, preferrably as a movie/tv pilot and submit it to your agent for the latest sci-fi fad.
2007-01-06 23:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mmerobin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No wonder why your name is idiot.
2007-01-06 22:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you're on crack
go die
2007-01-06 22:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by Sushilove 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it all makes sense now...............KYLE DID IT
2007-01-06 22:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Mike 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-06 23:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋