You're drunk and you wake up in the middle of the night. You have to pee real bad, you try to sleep it off but its no use...you HAVE to go. You get up and go to the bathroom, but don't turn the light on because you don't want to hurt your eyes. You whip it out and aim in the dark and judge the middle of the toilet by the sound of pee hitting the water. You hear changes in the sound and before you know it you're whizzing on the shower curtain. Has this happened to you?
2007-01-06 13:53:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Everyone is so busy polishing their public relations answers and suckholing to the Y/A dominant liberal culture that they missed the point. Laugh.
2007-01-06 14:12:09 · update #1
For the record, I cleaned up.
2007-01-06 14:12:40 · update #2
You're obviously not drunk enough. When I get drunk I pass out and don't wake up to anything. I'f I'm not drunk, I know to **** before trying to sleep. My suggestion to you is to drink more.
2007-01-06 15:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by ///Melite 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, I sit down if I don't want to turn the light on. Unless you are REAL short, the odds are that you are just going to make a mess. That is ok, if you are the one responsible for cleaning it up!
2007-01-06 21:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by plezurgui 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How bout the question, Who had to clean up after peeing all over the place?
2007-01-06 21:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by zuegma1977 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, just step into the shower and go there. It's going down the drain and you don't have to worry that hard about aiming.
2007-01-06 22:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by jimstock60 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope; at night, I sit...to make sure I'm hitting the toilet & not the floor!
2007-01-06 22:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
go outside and water the garden
2007-01-06 22:15:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
hey many guys have an experience if not like this maybe worse!!
2007-01-07 10:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by Gemini17681 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wake-up call: stop drinking! That is truly gross. If you're in that bad shape, you have a drinking problem.
2007-01-06 21:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Maple 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i was so drunk one time i sat in my hamper and peed all over my clothes.
haha
2007-01-07 02:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by Maggie munsta 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive done that... but never missed
2007-01-06 23:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋