In Da Club" Based on the performance
by 50-Cent
"In Da Tub" Parody by BLO-TOWN
Go go go go go go go
Go shower, smellin funky
U need body wash, smellin funky
U need to wash your booty right, smellin funky
U better wash better wash b/w your crack u smellin funky
Chorus
U can find me in da tub,
Bottle full of suds
And mami I got the Zest
For my body I need to rub
I need to get all wet
B/4 I start to rub
And don't give me no hug
If u smell like Scruff McGruff
When I pull of my shoes and I step on da rug
Take a wiff of my feet and u know I'm smellin rough
I've been workin all day and u know my work is tough
Take a shower now and then and my b/o's way too much
But now I got sweat stains, pants down, steam up
Put my foot in da tub and then I use some green stuff
Gotta use shampoo cuse my hair is smellin like shrimp
And the rest of my body I can only relate to a chimp
Wash my butt, wash my legs, I might've missed a few spots
I'm not clean I need to whip out that new soap I just bought
Washin off dirt, If I was spanish I'd describe this smell as loco
My plan is to put my own neck in a chokehold
This soap's bogus man, my smell should be a crime
It's real, It'll kill, and it's here all the time
The soap's in my eyes, the soaps in my fro
My nose is ready to die and I'm bout to go "Stanky!"
Chorus 2X
My toes, jelly rolls, even my fro
R smellin like month old chicken wings
My hands, my feet, my pits, my gut
Look, I've worn these clothes for days and I ain't changed
And if u smellin, or u ain't been shavin
Don't be mad when I tell u that we ain't goin be datin
I'm like Shaq or Jabbar, my smell is a highlight
If you're a dirty *** girl then just get outta my sight
When my smell get da pumpin u know the funk is on
U see the fumes from my pits and think I'm lightin a bong
When I come from work u say I'm dirty as a worm
Why u talkin bout me honey, your booty smells like a burned perm
I'm a spray me some AXE on me
Goin head, fresh my smell up
U wanna date, u better wait, "U don't wash your butt, what?!"
U need to go upside your head with a bottle of suds
U ain't smellin funky w/me
Chorus
Don't act like u be smellin good all the time neither
U stink time to time so wash, wash off
Stink Unit
This Sound RIght???
**Kristin**
2007-01-06 13:58:58
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answer #2
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answered by Kristin 2
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Airfarcewon and the lyrics are
Turn on water, It's your bath day
Gotta' clean up, cuz' it's your bath day
Hoppin' on homework, cuz' Monday's math day
Had a heap, it took at least a half day
Gonna' kick in some wet wipes,
Rumble the plumb pipes,
Lifebuoy soap types,
Down stairs your Mom gripes
Cuz' she's tryin' to do dishes,
And no hot water swishes,
Been fillin' the tub up, like an ocean with fishes
Act the cool teen chick, eyes flick, primp in the mirror,
Check'n booty out, sultry pout, in privacy
Flip hair, tease it there, you're a diva, see
Spray perfume, strut the room, like a Vegas hussy..
Poppin' bubbles in the tub, splashin' with a rub
Gotta' lather, shave the legs, do slim trim around the hub
This sixteen sexy girl, set, ready for love
Later, gonna' grab some grub, scrubbin' in the tub
Mmm, you're fussin' in the tub, splashin' with a rub
Sprayin' lather, shavin' legs, do slim trim around the hub
This sixteen sexy girl, set, ready for love
She need some kiss and hug, damn, there crawls a bug!
White nails, blond hair, hot nose piercings
Jay-Z downloads for cell phone rings
Prom bash tonight, beat date, some nerd
Gonna' wear Mom's bling bling and graze wit' da' herd
Glitter girl, collar cultured pearls
Dangled globes on the lobes, a chick on the griddle
Been savin' up grain, to get you an ink
Snake eye, hip high, be cool you think
Act the lady, struttin' shady, fade a lick from a bottle
Be a Sadie, cruisin' eighty, wheel Mercedes full throttle
Hey world, you got it, gonna' show it, everybody's gonna' know it
Flyin' flirty like you thirty, eyes all ballin' on your bod
Lotta' fussin' in the tub, sparklin' the nubs
Nerdy, I got what you want, but ain't gettin' any, "Ugh!"
You don't win the prize, just the ticket to ride
You'll sure need a drug, starin' at his mug
Now, you're fussin' in the tub, sparklin' the nubs
Nerdy, got what you want, but you ain't gettin' any, "Ugh!"
You don't win the prize, just the ticket to ride
You'll sure need a drug, starin' at his mug
White nails, blonde hair, hot nose piercings
Jay-Z downloads for cell phone rings
Prom bash, tonite..beat date, some nerd
Gonna' wear Mom's bling bling, and graze wit' da' herd, ohhh
Ohhh, ooohh, ohhh, ohhh,
Ohhh, ooohh, ohhh, ohhh,
Ohhh, ooohh, ohhh, ohhh,
Ohhh, ohhhoooooooooooooooooooooooowww!
Lotsa' fussin' in the tub, splashin' with a rub
Gotta' lather, shave the legs, do slim trim around the hub
This sixteen sexy girl, set, ready for love
She need some kiss and hug, damn, there crawls a bug!
Ohhhhhh...
2007-01-06 13:57:24
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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