the really video clips I suggested from this year, were "The Texas Chainsaw bloodbath: the starting up" and "accepted"... in case you want horror, I say Texas, in case you want comedy, I say accepted...
2016-12-01 22:42:47
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answer #7
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I can't believe you people.The #1 Movie of 2006 is Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. I would be willing to go as far as to say that that movie might be the greatest filmof the decade and the greatest film to ever be thought of. It is easily the best comedy ofall time, and no other movie can contend wth it.Will Ferrell is the actor of the century in my opinion, and probably your too.
"I like to picture Jesus wearing a tuxedo-shirt. It's like 'I want to be formal, but im here to party'"
"Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid."
"Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. "
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox. "
"Big Red... If you ain't chewin it... then **** You"
"Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken"
"Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. "
"Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong
Walker: Shut up Chip, or I'll go ape **** on your ***!
Texas Ranger: Yeah, Chip, Momma says I should kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah! Go on and get some boys!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Walker: I may be 10 years old but I'll beat your ***!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go and get some, boys.
Texas Ranger: I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew! "
"Ricky Bobby: From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken. "
"I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, theres something special about him... "
"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936"
"Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky, if you turn on the stereo, how do you control the volume on the television?
Ricky Bobby: If you have the stereo on, why would you turn up the volume on the TV?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Cause I like to party."
"Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact and in no way a comment on his sexual orientation"
"I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out"
"There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho. "
"SHAKE AND BAKE!"
"IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, YOU'RE LAST!"
Greatest Movie Ever Made. Ever. Made.
2007-01-06 14:03:36
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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