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2007-01-06 13:29:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Reptiles

31 answers

read a book as you make your way slowly through his body. don't forget to bring a torch.

2007-01-06 13:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by dodge 1 · 0 0

Well, calling 911 might be good. I'd imagine it would take the python quite some time to fully swallow you, so you'd have to try and at least beat it with a sharp object or something.

2007-01-06 13:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by Rawrrrr 6 · 0 0

If you are dealing with this at the moment you are brave to be at the computer anyway! Take some warm water and pour it in their mouths. Even better have a bottle of alcohol close to where you house it. It doesn't matter what kind, whisky, rubbing, any kind of alcohol, their mouths are so sensitive they will let go immediately and unravel.

2007-01-06 13:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer R 3 · 0 0

If you are being eaten you are dead, but if you are being squeezed there are a few tricks you can do.. Snakes hate cold so if you can keep it together long enough get to cold water and run it on it head, some even say that bending its tail will cause it to release, and useing cold beer and dumping it on its head could help..
These are the tricks we have in place if ever one of our retics get out of line.

2007-01-06 13:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by tracy s 2 · 0 0

Call a person's soul through plan chette, who was swallowed by a python and died ask him/ her that, how was the experience!! LOL!

2007-01-06 22:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by mansi 1 · 0 0

If you're being swallowed...you're already dead. They tend to squeeze the life out of you before they try to swallow you. A live meal might cause the snake injury, so it kills before it eats.

2007-01-06 13:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by FRANKFUSS 6 · 1 0

Hopefully have a knife handy to cut your way out. Messy, yes. But much better than being python poop.

2007-01-06 13:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by Melissa M 2 · 0 0

Unfortunately you wouldn't be doing much of anything. You would be deceased.

By the time the snake begins to swallow its prey it has already asphyxiated it...squeezed and constricted the very breath out of it.

2007-01-06 22:46:25 · answer #8 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0 0

Nothing - you'd be dead. Pythons are constrictors and squeeze their prey to death before they swallow them. You'd be long gone by the time it started eating you!

2007-01-06 15:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by talon 4 · 0 0

you can`t be swallowed by python, more likely anaconda,or boa constrictor.. so there is nothing to worry about although my suffocate you , but again can not stretch its mouth enough to swallow such a prey

2007-01-06 13:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Fart and see if that makes it throw up. No wait, I think I'll free my hands from the snake's deadly grip long enough to get on Yahoo Answers and ask for advice.

Good grief, what a question.

2007-01-06 13:33:58 · answer #11 · answered by Redneck Crow 4 · 0 0

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