2007-01-06 12:14:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
the force of all the farts would cause the earth to wobble out of its rotational axis. The poles would shift and there would be penguins living in New Jersey before you knew it.
2007-01-06 12:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Sass B 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If everyone farted at the same time in China a slight shake in the surrounding structures would be felt, only in highly populated regions. The smell would last for 20 minutes to 2 hours, depening where you are and nothing would happen.
2007-01-07 20:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by BillyCorgan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! There would be more sanctions against them from the U.N. Some would want to fire a nuke to save the earth from all the methane. Then the P.E.T.A. folks would blame the cows in South America. The A.C.L.U. would claim human rights violations and start suing the federal government. It would be all over CNN and the world as we know it would never smell the same!
2007-01-06 12:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If everyone in China farted at the same time it would be like a nuclear explosion, and it would blow up the world.
2007-01-06 12:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by Christine5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well China is surrounded by mountains, so none of the fart gas would escape China. Thus, most of China would die of exfixiation.
Then the World would have that darn population problem under control. :D
Peace.
2007-01-06 12:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by N/A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know but if someone struck a match the world economy would change quickly!
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 20:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would smell like Rosie O'Donnell's bathroom.
2007-01-06 12:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would smell like the White House when Bush is thinking!
2007-01-06 12:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
We'd all be off the egg foo yung for a while
2007-01-06 14:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We would all smell like chicken fried rice.
2007-01-06 12:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋