Oh my gosh i need some help im totally serious about this! Oh my gosh i just crapped in my parents bed while i was napping in it! What should i do i think its going to stain because i smeared it everywhere with my butt while i slept! Im almost 17! this has never happened to me before ! i was a little constipated and i didnt feel good so thats why i took a nap. please help me ! if my parents find out they will kick me out of the house. They will be gone for another hour. There sheets are made of pure chicken feathers from romania. help !
2007-01-06 12:03:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
wash and dry them if there not done in time just tell your parents that u were in a cleaning mood or your were trying to help..... but seriously ur parents would get that pissed about u being sick?
2007-01-06 12:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know this sounds like a joke... if it is then you shouldn't do this b/c some people really use this to find help and you are making a mockery out of it.... If not, then throw the sheets in the wash after scraping the crap off and wash them. Make sure the stain is GONE before you dry them or you will never get it out. good luck
2007-01-06 20:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
flip the mattress and deal with it later, ask them to take you somewhere and get them tired so when they lay down they will be too tired to notice the mattress flipped, and for the sheets ? hide them and act as if you had taken them to the cleaners as a surprise or something, cause if u wash them now or try it will make it worse
2007-01-06 20:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by locobs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jus change the sheets or tell them the truth. i am 13 and thats never happen to me. but if i did sumthing like that i would have just told them the truth. bests of luck
2007-01-06 20:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by ~*Lexus*~ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok here is what you do get all of it off, (that you can) then use a tide-to-go stick. that should get it off. then out it in the washer. Say that you were bored and put in a load of laundry. or something. that is a super weird question
2007-01-06 20:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by ★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You parents are mean if they would kick you out for being ill. How about washing them?
2007-01-06 20:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok. im going to tell you this, because the same thing happned to me today.
it's a family secret recipe 4 getting crap off the bed. shhhh, don't tell anyone!!!
ok. it calls for.
1 teaspoon of jello
1 table spoon of salt
2 cups of toilet water
and 1/2 a cup of pee
2007-01-06 20:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
BLEACH IT NOW. do a quick wash and pray it will come off.
2007-01-06 20:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
their sheets are made of pure chicken feathers??
wow,they must be pretty itchy!!
i've never heard of fake ones......
you're a dingbat......hahahahahaha(get it!!!?!!!)
2007-01-06 20:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by follow the yellow brick road:P 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha?
2007-01-06 20:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋