So because i'm fighting with one of my friends, i don't talk to the rest of them. Tonight they're all hanging out..and i'm sitting at home..bored out of my mind :(
2007-01-06 11:31:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
aww bless ya ,,,,well my three year old grandaughter was going round the shop wibth her mum and she pulled out a tampax with out her mum seeing from a box that she had in her ttrolly ,and it wasnt till she heard her daughter saying to the man standing beside them ,,,,my mummy put these in her ninny ,that she realised what the little one had done ,she said she had never felt sooo embarrassed in her whole life ,but still saw the funny side of it hehehehe
2007-01-06 11:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by whitecloud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, here is a funny story.
My husband and I would visit my family every weekend and stay the night. We couldn't have sex in the bedroom because everyone in the whole house would be able to hear. (I have a 10 year old sister.) So we would go in the walk in closet and do it. We always laid this one comforter down and we wiped everything on it! Spit, his juices, my juices, everything. We never washed it.
Now my husband is deployed, so I am living at home and the comforter is still in the closet.
Today my mom came in my room asking for a comforter to make a bed for a guest we are having. She grabbed our sex comforter!!! I busted up laughing and convinced her to use a different one. (Didn't tell her why though.)
2007-01-06 19:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by His Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, blonde joke (not sexist). What sort of cars do blonde guys own?
BMW's, VW's and MG's.
Why?
Coz they're the only one's they can spell.
Does that help?
No?
Alright, try this?
Look at my avatar, I look nothing like that.
In fact, I'm fat and ugly and I'm sitting here in the raw.
Now that's sort of funny.
Actually, I'm sitting here in women's clothes just waiting to get into a lesbian chat room so I can talk to other guys in drag pretending to be dykes.
Sorry, find a good movie to watch or email me!
Don't seem to be anyone interesting in the room anyhow.
2007-01-06 19:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband would kill me for telling this story but this is way too funny to keep to myself...
My husband and I were travelling in St. Maarten and we stayed at the best of the best hotel...we went down stairs for breakfast and my husband ate about 4 fried eggs, which usually gives him the farts...actually always gives him the eggy farts...
We took the elevator up to our room and before the elevator opened he let a big cranker go in the elevator and it smelled like..eggs coming out of the butt..and that really smells..I like to call it the eggy farts. This nice lady walk into the elevator as we exited and the elevator door closed and all we heard from that elevator was ewwww.....oh I laugh till this day...I hope this cheered you up:)))
2007-01-06 19:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl walks into a bar with a duck half out of her sweater. The barkeep says I'm sorry we do not serve pigs in this bar. The girl replied : this is not a pig it is a duck. The barkeep said: I was talking to the duck.
2007-01-06 19:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by Eva 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cursing Problem
Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it.
He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests.”
Two days before Christmas, Justin’s father asks him what he wants for Christmas. “I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.”
On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, “What did Santa bring you this year?”
Justin replies, “I think I got a goddamn dog, but I can’t find the son of a *****!”
2007-01-06 19:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i watched the movie cars with a little boy i was baby sitting( that orda get ya laughin right there) and the red car was talking about the piston cup with mator and he mator said you did what in your cup i laughed so hard i nearly peed my self. you better laugh ! i don't usly descuse my blatter problems with people! God Bless hope you laugh ! , Heather
2007-01-06 19:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by must_love_dogs_and_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, do u have any idea why is 6 afraid of 7?
becuse 7 ate(8) 9
2007-01-06 19:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by David D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a priest a nun and a rabi walk in to the bar .
the bartender says "hey what is this some kinda joke?
2007-01-06 19:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by ryanakaryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hearing something funny isn't gonna help.. you need to do something that will get your friends off your mind. go watch something. they are only doing this to make you mad... but it will turn out ok.
2007-01-06 19:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by 4ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋